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Joke of the Day
"I always cry at weddings, but only because being that close to large cakes makes me so happy."
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"A heartwarming conversation between a son and his father. Son: Dad do you remember your first blowjob? Dad: Ohhh yeah I do! Son: How did it taste? Dad: Get out."
"How can you tell if a Finnish guy likes you? He's staring at your shoes instead of his own."
"""I'm sorry Mickey, I can't file divorce just because you think Minnie's silly."" ""Your honor, I don't think you understand. She's *fucking* Goofy!"""
"What do you called being pepper sprayed at UC Davis? Occupational hazard."
"For sale Dead Budgie Not going cheep"
"[sits son down after he didn't win science fair] son, tomorrow some will call me ""hero"" others will call me ""guy who fought a teacher"""
"A joke that is mildly racist How.come there were only 1800 Mexicans at the Alamo? Because they only had two pickup trucks"
"A bad Workman blames his fools *tools Fucking autocorrect"
"Stranger man at the beach asked me, ""Y'all got a boat?"" I said we have three, but they're old Fisher-Price models. It took him a moment."