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Joke of the Day

"My Grandma said I have the voice for the radio... And the face for it too."

"100 people get the Swine Flu and everybody wants to wear a mask. ... 100 people get the Swine Flu and everybody wants to wear a mask. A million people have AIDS and no one wants to wear a condom!"

"What does Isaac Asimov take when he has the flu? I, Robotussin."

"What's worse than a blowjob from Willie Nelson? That ain't Willie Nelson."

"why do people swerve I love running over stuff"

"Fred keeps telling me that he's going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world. Oh what a shame! And you've been engaged for such a long time!"

"Duck waddles in to a pharmacy and asks for some lip balm. ""Certainly sir, will that be cash or credit?."" ""Just put it on my bill."""

"jokes jokes What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend? 45 minutes"

"Pinniped humor So a baby seal walks into a club..."

"I set up a fight club No one came because I didn't tell anyone about fightclub"