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Joke of the Day

"""Bear with me"" -A Russian bear trainer"

"What's the difference between mayonnaise and sperm? Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour."

"How can you spot a blind man in a nudist camp? Its not hard."

"Why do barbers make good drivers? Because they know all the short cuts."

"Girls and square roots have one thing in common... If they are under 13, do 'em in your head."

"Why don't you ever see black people on cruises? They'll never be tricked into that one again..."

"What do you call a mountain of kittens. 3000 karma and a gold."

"I always write great unit tests Wouldn't want a careless bug to crash one of my viruses."

"What kind of dough do Hobbit bakers use? Frodough."

"What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing? Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog."