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Joke of the Day
"My wife let me remove all her clothes last night. From the dryer."
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"Scientists recently discovered a new dinosaur that was very intelligent They named it Thesaurus"
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"Why was Adele underneath a cow? So she could say ""hello from the udder side"""
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"Q: Why do liberals travel in threes? A: One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals."
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