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Joke of the Day

"I'm proud of this groaner, even if it gets downvoted more than a duck winning an election."

"Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door."

"What do you call a hamburger that runs for president? A McTrump"

"I visited my doctor last week, and he told me I had to stop masturbating. I asked him why, because surely it's not dangerous. He said it was distracting him."

"The difference between snowmen and snowwomen. Snowballs."

"What do you get from a Hebrew genie? A coupon for 10% off three Jewishes"

"We had to put my horse down. After he escaped from the barn, the veterinarian said he was too unstable."

"How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends what you want it to change into..."

"Duck Dynasty guy is right-- if we baptize all those ISIS guys, Iraq will be safe because Christians never start wars for bullshit reasons."

"My wife left me for an Indian guy I know he's going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows."