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Joke of the Day

"Yes,I put my kid on a leash. I'm not scared of her being abducted. I just REALLY wanted a puppy instead."

"My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale... I gave her some bread crumbs and left her in the forest."

"Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog? Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet ..."

"What do you call a seamstress who makes things up? A *fabric*ator. It was a slow day at work..."

"me: Hi it is nice to meet u. I am Jeff date: Are u reading off notecards M: Yes sex at ur place sounds gr-wait crap these are out of order"

"It took me 13 years but I finally deleted most of my e-mails."

"Chief Running Water had two sons. What were their names? Hot and Cold."

"The only way I'd want to watch a video of you pouring a bucket of ice water over your head is if you promise you drown at the end."

"What do you call a trio of Muslims? The Three Mosqueteers."

"My friend told me that I didn't know the meaning of the word ""ironic""... ...which was ironic, because we were at the train station."