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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a trio of Muslims? The Three Mosqueteers."
Next Joke
"What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve? I haven't seen you for a year!"
"Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark."
"So I made a Guardians of the Galaxy themed soft drink. I call it Groot beer."
"My mouth smells like a cave someone shoved a bunch of dead animals into, because that's what it is."
"Fall is fast approaching. Time to sew all my jean legs back on."
"Playing doctors and nurses with the wife in the bedroom last night didn't go very well. Especially when I diagnosed her as clinically obese."
"How do you help a lemon? Lemon-aid."
"When you pick a name for your kid, type it in Microsoft Word first. If the red squiggly line shows up, please reconsider."
"What do you call a professional tennis player that keeps serving out? Novak Chokeovic"