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Joke of the Day
"It took me 13 years but I finally deleted most of my e-mails."
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"*accidentally uses flash while trying to take pic of funny looking person on the bus* ... *makes distant thunder noises with mouth*"
"Fast food places should have a third window, where you can trade in the wrong stuff they gave you at the second window."
"I totally get your eyebrows. My bank account is overdrawn, too."
"Whenever your ex says, ""You'll never find someone like me,"" the answer to that is, ""That's the point."""
"Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair."
"It's two in the morning. Do you know where your blankets are?"
"Porn: It's a load of bollocks."
"[OC] Name something that can be a variety of sizes, but only comes in large. My penis."
"Short Dad Joke These kind of jokes always make me laugh a little, if you don't get it at first.. think about it! ""A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop."""