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Joke of the Day

"Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog? Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet ..."

"Accidentally ran over my neighbor's cat today and I was scared to tell him to his face so I left a note saying ""Curiosity was here"""

"""Good morning, class. Today we are going to learn about diseases. Can anyone give me a sentence containing the word cancer'?"" ""I can, Sir!"""

"Every program I write is completely error-free No exceptions!"

"Just found out my alcoholic uncle is into necrophilia Gives a whole new meaning to 'cracking open a cold one.'"

"Where do Danish cows come from? Cowpenhagenf"

"A guy walks into a bar. He sees a pirate with a steering wheel in his pants. The guy asks ""Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?"". The pirate says ""I don't know but its driving me nuts!""."

"What do you call a person who enjoy mondays? Unemployed"

"What idiot called it a contraction and not a birthquake?"

"What does an Indian kid say before leaving his house for the day?.. Mumbai"