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Joke of the Day

"Chief Running Water had two sons. What were their names? Hot and Cold."

"Did you hear The Fonz wrote an erotic novel? It's called 50 Shades of Eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"

"Where do terrorists go to get a bite to eat? the Allahu snack-bar."

"It's bullshit that dogs get their own heaven but we humans have to go to the same heaven as moths and tractors"

"harassing a man at a urinal, claiming i copyrighted piss"

"Isis isn't cool... It's radical!"

"I'm not saying she's a sl*t but whenever she eats a banana in public, she puts one hand behind her head."

"[coffee shop] *casually puts arm around wife* *reaches up to Free Wifi sign with a pen* *changes last ""i"" to an ""e"", draws downward arrow*"

"Did you hear about the Italian Chef with terminal cancer? He pastaway."

"What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Kurt Cobain? Hitler had a reason to kill himself."