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Joke of the Day

"Chief Running Water had two sons. What were their names? Hot and Cold."

"A long queue of people waiting to be hit in the face This is the punch line"

"Pretty unfair that sharks get a whole week and vampires only get a weekend."

"Van Gogh was never good at following directions. Everything that he was told simply went in one ear and out the- oh wait a minute..."

"What's a cat's favorite color? Purrple."

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalotopus"

"The Greek Economy Forever A Loan!"

"I treat my wife the same way I treat a bottle of ketchup... I always take the top off, flip it upside down, and hit it has hard as I can."

"Did you hear about the truck full of blueberries that crashed on the highway? It caused a traffic jam."

"I asked my wife if it was still necessary to get her a card for valentines day even after 5 years of marriage. She said yes and the only card she wanted was VISA."