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Joke of the Day
"Why a pirate could not spell iris? He had only one 'i'"
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"What do you call a cat eating a girl out? Cannibalism"
"A saying of love. If you love her, let her go. If she returns, anal."
"An atheist, a vegan, and a pot smoker walk into a bar. I know because they all immediately told everyone."
"Why does Martin Luther King like jam? Because God bless America"
"A Man With No Legs Walks Into A Bar..."
"Why do Jewish men get circumcised? Because Jewish women can't resist anything 25% off"
"Me: Excuse me sir, what's your Wi-Fi password? Him: *[Leans in] *[Whispers angrily] THIS IS A FUNERAL Me: *[Types in] THIS IS A FUNERAL"
"""Seek immediate medical help if you experience a resurrection lasting more than 2000 years."""
"HIM: If you're upset that people think you're weird, have you tried being less weird? ME: [eating ice cream with chopsticks] Yes."