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"I tried kicking the habit today. The nun wearing it is extremely pissed."
"If you have a pet parrot and don't teach it to say ""Help they've turned me into a parrot"", you're wasting everyone's time."
"I can't think of a better time to drop dead than at a New Year's Eve party right after everyone yells ""...1!"""
"I saw a blind person skydiving today Man, what a jerk. Scaring his poor dog like that..."
"How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they'll just arrest the light for being broke and beat the room for being black."
"How do you start a rave in Ethopia??? You staple food on the ceilings."
"Why does a dog lick it's balls? Because they're delicious. What? You've never tried them? You're missing out."
"I asked my secretary if she new the difference between a blow job and lunch she said no, so I offer to take her out to ""lunch""."
"Nobody's perfect. I'm a nobody."