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Joke of the Day

"An atheist, a vegan, and a pot smoker walk into a bar. I know because they all immediately told everyone."

"What was wrong with Genghis Khan's new suit? There was a chink in his armor."

"Don't people with bumper stickers realize it takes a t-shirt to change a person's deeply held beliefs?"

"What's long, black, and smelly? The unemployment line"

"Where did the Easter Bunny go to college? Johns Hopkins!"

"Reddit is really a green community. considering all the recycled content on here."

"Did you know that diarrhea is genetic? It runs in your jeans!"

"A man with Deja vu walks into a bar."

"Scientist found out... once shown the exit."

"Then Satan said, ""Let's convince everyone they need to go gluten free."" And that kids, was the Christmas fiasco of 2015."