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"Why does Martin Luther King like jam? Because God bless America"
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"What is Snoop Dogg's favorite note? High G."
"Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China? Because there are so many ""Wings"" and ""Wongs"" they'd still wing the wong number."
"what's a pirate comedian's favorite reddit? aaaarrrrrrrr/jokes"
"Why was the sapling such a horrible entrepreneur? Because he couldn't branch out."
"What do men and Subway have in common? They both exaggerate the length."
"What do religions and gender have in common? You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense."
"Why look something up on Google when you can ask the question on Facebook and let everyone know you're an idiot?"
"What did the lecherous Sufi say to the burkini fatso? Ouagadougou"