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Joke of the Day

"Why does Martin Luther King like jam? Because God bless America"

"What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping? My zipper."

"[NSFW] Why don't vegetarian girls moan during sex? Because they don't like to admit that a piece of meat can give them so much pleasure."

"What did the basic girl say after all her writing utensils broke? I literally cant even write now"

"A hammer and a Nail cost $1.10 The hammer is a dollar more than the nail, how much is does the nail cost?"

"How did the butcher introduce his wife? 'Meet Patty!'"

"Why can't Jamaicans count to 10? Because there's a *tree* in the way!"

"[OC c/o my 9 y.o.] What holds up a bowl's pants? Suspoonders!"

"Do you kiss your boyfriend with that mouth? No, my boyfriends not gay."

"I was so thankful.... I couldn't thank my friend enough for getting me into fight club. ""Don't mention it!"", he said."