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"""Seek immediate medical help if you experience a resurrection lasting more than 2000 years."""
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"If you and I are still single in 200 years let's agree to haunt a Burger King as a singular entity."
"What did the teddy bear say after dinner? ""I'm stuffed."""
"Once you go Black Eyed Peas... You never go Back Eyed Peas Source:LJW9"
"To sick to work This guy phones in to work, tells his boss he is to sick to come. So the boss says, "" Sorry to hear, how sick are you ? Guy replies, "" Very, I'm in bed with my sister."""
"I think of immigration like I think of sex. It is more fun if everyone comes."
"Every week I buy healthy fruits & vegetables and every week I throw out spoiled fruits & vegetables because I like steak."
"Student begins reading poem, teacher interrupts ""No this is Creative WRITHING class"" Other student squirms around on floor ""Very good Todd"""
"Attn Single people: If marriage was so great, there would be 6 people on Twitter right now....."
"Sometimes when I type my brother smashes my keyboard. But luckily it doesn't happen ofteklansiurbkjgnv hgaikuwh GI;OOR;KGHKJh klwhkjalhdhakjshdilBILWU HP KJn kjlgn"