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Joke of the Day

"I was having sex with a woman when her husband came early. Premature ejaculation is killing our sex life."

"I made an animated graphic of the inside of an egg. ThatsTheYolk.gif"

"What the difference between a feminist and a pencil? The pencil has a point"

"How come the giant Ape climbed up the side of the skyscraper? The elevator was broken!"

"I didn't like my haircut at first... But it's growing on me."

"Jokes About ESl classroom What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"""

"Whenever I'm naked in the bathroom, the shower gets turned on."

"Racist, Sexist, Nasty, and/or Terrible jokes that makes us questions your morals. I'll start! Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? A: *None, feminists can't change anything*!"

"My love is like a candle... If you forget about me, I'll burn your fucking house down."

"Why did the whale like the diver? Because he had flippers!"