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Joke of the Day
"How come the giant Ape climbed up the side of the skyscraper? The elevator was broken!"
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"How weird was the first robber to wear pantyhose on his face"
"Kegels: because how else are you supposed to grind fresh coffee beans during a power outage?"
"I wish some people could actually see their personality when they look in a mirror."
"What do you call a ghost on the Internet? e-erie."
"How much do the potatoes cost? ""How much do the potatoes cost?"" - ""2.50"" - ""And the bag"" - ""The bag is free"" - ""Ok, give me the bag"""
"So I woke up to a blowjob this morning... That's the last time I fall asleep with my mouth open"
"I can turn wine into a one night stand. Your move Jesus."
"Why was the shower crying It was being used."
"Joke my kid made up when he was like 4.... What do you call an angry shopper using bad words? A cussomer."