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Joke of the Day
"Why did the whale like the diver? Because he had flippers!"
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"what do martial artists eat? kung food edit: the people making additional jokes are my heroes"
"Knock-knock. Who's there? Beefst."
"What do you call the Dollar Tree stores in Britain? Pound Town"
"What did the glue taste tester say? Mmmmm."
"I know it's International Women's Day but I'd like to give a shout out to all the national and local women as well."
"Apple have begun making prison guards... Apparently they like to lock up."
"I'm scared. I have this weird stabby pain in my chest and it really hurts and..Dorito. It was a Dorito in my bra."
"Why Did The Boy Drop His Ice Cream? He Got Hit By A Bus."
"Why do rednecks love Halloween? (NSFW) Because they love to pump kin."