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Joke of the Day
"Manslaughter. The sound of a man laughing?"
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"Why Derrick Rose's Rape Allegations Won't Stick. ""Just like his knees, it won't hold up in court"""
"You know how if a bear is about to attack you, you're supposed to stand totally still? Your smarter friend that's running just punkd you."
"Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the town Not a creature was Tweeting, cause favstar was down."
"Every Thanksgiving I say my boyfriend broke up with me so my family lets me overeat without shame."
"[museum tour in the future] Racism and sexism ended in the 21st century, when brave Americans argued it out of existence online"
"Imagine you're about to have surgery and right before the anesthesia kicks in you notice a ""University of Phoenix"" degree on the wall"
"I was so bored last night I decided to make a belt out of all my watches It was a complete waist of time"
"My wife's birthday is in two days, and she told me ""Nothing would make me happier than a diamond ring"". So I bought her nothing."
"*gets several new followers on Sunday *adds Jesus to resume"