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Joke of the Day
"My love is like a candle... If you forget about me, I'll burn your fucking house down."
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"Roses are red, violets are blue... 9/11 was an inside job."
"They say it's rude to ask a women's age... So what's your weight?"
"An Indian can do anything for sex Even marriage"
"Why are Taco Tuesdays so hot? Because of the spicy anal you get that night."
"I don't like damp things For the moist part"
"Boss: Why did you call off yesterday? Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now."
"Doing LEGO with my son is like assisting during surgery. 6yo: Flat gray piece. Me: Here. 6: 5 square red blocks. M: Here. 6: I said RED!"
"I didn't know what to wear the the premature ejaculators meeting... So I just came in my pants."
"If you're going to call people who aren't yet born ""the unborn"" then you have to call people who aren't yet dead ""the undead"""