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Joke of the Day
"What the difference between a feminist and a pencil? The pencil has a point"
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"What did the cactus say to his wife? 'Aloe Vera!"
"I had sex twice in 24hours and I'm so glad that I have 4000 people to brag about it to"
"Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa? Because there's too many cheetahs!"
"Built a TV news desk in the living room. Area wife very upset."
"I accidentally ate one of my dog's bones and OH MY GOD THE MAILMAN'S OUTSIDE"
"Man found dead in chicken coop. Fowl play suspected."
"I can sum up EVERY Presidential debate in 4 words: Same Sh*t, Different A$$holes."
"So, I was giving my nephew a bath the the other day...... and he pointed to my penis and asked ""Why is your penis bigger than mine?"" I looked at him and said ""That's because mine is erect!"""
"When I'm in a bathroom stall, please don't yell ""Oh my God oh my God there's a guy in here!"" Respect my privacy."