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Joke of the Day

"Jokes About ESl classroom What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"""

"Use your whole data plan each month. There are children in China that have no data plan"

"What do you call a cow that plays with itself? Beef Stroganoff"

"So I was shopping online for antique guns..... and I got to the World War II section. I selected guns of French origin. They were all in mint condition."

"We burried my grandmother last week... So she's probably dead by now."

"Wife: Did you get eggs? Me: pew pew Wife: Great lasers, so did you? Me: pew pew pew pew pee Wife: Why me god. Me: *barrel roll* pew pew"

"What is the difference between a duck? Only one of them is syntactically incorrect."

"The Great Spam Recycler"

"The brochure for my new camera says that the shutter speed is so fast that you can photograph a hummingbirds wings in flight, or a woman with her mouth shut"

"Why is reddit so liberal? Because upvotes are to the left"