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Joke of the Day

"Racist, Sexist, Nasty, and/or Terrible jokes that makes us questions your morals. I'll start! Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? A: *None, feminists can't change anything*!"

"A number fight there was this 1,2,3,4,5,6,7 ganging on a 0, he tightened his belt and became an 8 and beat them all"

"So a Mexican sneaks across the border into America And the border patrol officer says ""Oh no not again"""

"Why should you never date someone with a lazy-eye...? Because you never know if they're seeing someone on the side."

"I tried eating a whole llama once. I couldn't finish it, so I figured ""Eh, alpaca lunch for tomorrow."""

"Paul says to Jesus ""Hey man whatcha doing for Passover?"" Jesus says ""Just hanging around."""

"Hear about cannibal... ... who was ate before he was seven?"

"Did you hear about the man who invented the knock knock joke? He won the Nobel prize. (Sorry if this has been posted before, I heard it today for the first time and it made my day)"

"What gets harder as you beat it? A penis."

"Fighting a lion is on my bucket list but I should probably make it the last thing."