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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend says her doctor said no sex for 2 weeks ..ahh oh k but what your dentist say..!"
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"Why did the Mexican civil war last so long? Because they were fighting Juan on Juan."
"""There's no business like crow business."" -Wealthy businesscrow"
"Thanks for yelling at me and calling me names on the internet. I have the same opinion as you do now"
"What do you call a dog that can walk on its hind legs all the time? A human."
"Authorities in Beijing have advised that the Earthquake felt by millions last night was nothing to worry about. It was just the start of China's two-child policy."
"How are getting popular in high school and getting a college woman pregnant similar? Step one: penetrate the student body."
"Three small children walk into a bar... These kids not used to times square"
"Why don't little girls stay out late? Because Jared likes to eat fresh"
"What do you call a twig that won't stop looking in the mirror? A narcissistick."