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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog that can walk on its hind legs all the time? A human."
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"Dramatic performance I once had a dramatic performance on the subject of puns, but then I realized it was just a play on words."
"I don't trust stairs... They always look like they're up to something."
"I am so used to automatic doors at work that when I come across one I have to physically open I just stand there like a dummy"
"*sees Arnold Schwarzenegger working at Walmart* ""hey Arnold, kitchen appliances are toward the back of aisle B right?"" ""YES. AISLE B, BACK"""
"Sex is a lot like pizza. When it's good, it's good! But when it's bad.. It's still kinda good."
"Why don't chickens wear underwear? Their peckers are on their face!"
"What do you call it when batman leaves religion Christian Bale"
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"
"What do we call that one small worm that won't shut up? A chatterpillar"