160766

Joke of the Day

"How are getting popular in high school and getting a college woman pregnant similar? Step one: penetrate the student body."

"Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls? Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts."

"INTERVIEWER: says here you were fired previously? ME: yeah, I tried putting pizza in the copier INTERVIEWER: [excitedly] did... did it work?"

"What is Rhiannas favorite type of cheese? mozzarella-ella-ella"

"I got 9 inches last night, 8 inches today and 7 inches coming tonight. Obviously, Winter is happy to see me."

"What's the difference between having a boner and being cyberbullied? One is getting erect, and the other is getting e-wrecked."

"I got pretty cool moves while dancing... But they say, so do people with parkinsons."

"What is it called when one blonde blows in another blonde's ear? Data transfer"

"cashier: whoa 58 boxes of Mac and Cheese, having a party tonight? me: Cashier: me: Cashier: me: sure"

"I went to a vegan restaurant once. Wait, no, that was just a florist."