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Joke of the Day
"Who's the fax machine player in Skrillex?"
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"I'm sorry previews, but ""best movie of the year"" means nothing to me on January 18th."
"What do you call a T-Rex that's been weightlifting all day? Dino-sore"
"""What the fuck is a newspaper?"" - our grandchildren"
"How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga? You poke poke poker face"
"Assistant: Uh sir? Your personalized jean jacket is very cool but it looks like the store screwed up. It says STAN on the back. Satan: WHAT"
"What do you call a scary unexpected post in reddit? A Dreddit!"
"U2 sent their new album to every Apple device through the Cloud. I hear if you play the first song backwards you hear Bono saying ""Please buy our albums again. We're desperate."""
"Behind every HD picture of a girl, there is a friendzoned DSLR photographer boy :P"
"What's the similarity between Chris Brown being released and Pokemon Go being released? An increase in battery cases."