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Joke of the Day
"I'm sorry previews, but ""best movie of the year"" means nothing to me on January 18th."
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"Gave a homeless guy a dollar and got this joke... What came first - the chicken, or the egg? Neither. The rooster always comes first."
"What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? A father in law."
"Mary had a little lamb... Boy, was she surprised."
"What do you call a guy with a one inch penis? Justin."
"Where do you usually find dogs? It all depends on where you lose them."
"A guy stopped me on the street today and tried to sell me a coffin... I said ""That's the last thing I need"""
"Your momma is so fat..... she ate all of reddits servers."
"How do Baroque composers tweet? Through their twitter Handel! ..... I am so sorry"
"It's all fun and games until your iPhone is at 10% power."