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Joke of the Day

"""What the fuck is a newspaper?"" - our grandchildren"

"What do lesbian couples do when they are both on their periods? finger paint!"

"My grandpa says he hates gay men I think he's just bitter about his last boyfriend"

"Did you hear about the boy born without eyelids? The doctors said they could give the boy eyelids made out of his foreskin. The only problem is that he would be a little cockeyed."

"""Musically,I was inspired by the fax machine."" - Nicki Minaj"

"Why did the Elton John wax dummy get down voted? Because it was fake and gay."

"[Changes Siri to male] ME: Siri, tell me the MALE SIRI: Listen, here's what you need to know. ME: I... MALE SIRI: Excuse me, I'm speaking"

"I just met a girl with 12 nipples... Sounds pretty freaky, *dozen tit.*"

"What do you call a vessel full of academics? A scholarship"

"I don't get the term ""Pansexual"" I mean, I like bread as much as the next guy, but c'mon!"