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Joke of the Day

"What's the similarity between Chris Brown being released and Pokemon Go being released? An increase in battery cases."

"The block button is just the adult version of sticking your fingers in your ears and repeating ""I can't hear you"" over and over"

"Whats the difference between peanut butter and Jam? (NSFW) You cant peanut butter your d*ck up someones ass"

"Did you hear the one about the deaf kid? Neither did he."

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day Teach a man to fish and he'll flop around on the ground unable to breath"

"How do you weight a fish? With a scale."

"Told my boss I would be turning in my badge and my gun. He said you work in IT, why do you have a gun."

"Me: What are the lyrics to every 80s sitcom I've ever seen Brain: Coming right up Me: Remember to pay that bill Brain: Nope"

"I don't know why people say food in the military is bad... I was given a big chicken dinner!"

"Did you hear about the injured Carpenter? He hurt his widdle finger."