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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a scary unexpected post in reddit? A Dreddit!"

"What's the difference between a bowling ball and a French girl? You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball."

"Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman? He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League."

"How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but they have to do it during dinner."

"I always carry a flashlight with me. That way, if someone locks me in their car trunk, I can entertain myself with cool shadow puppets."

"I thought I had a brain tumor but then I realized it was all in my head."

"By age 30, most men have found that one special hairstyle they want to spend the rest of their life with."

"How long does 8 sleep for? Forever."

"(NSFW) What did the haddock get covered in at the fish orgy? SALMONal fluid"

"Friend: I got a job as a carpenter, but it sucks. Me: No prob, just learn a few magic tricks and people will worship you as their savior."