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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a scary unexpected post in reddit? A Dreddit!"
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"What would you get if you crossed a vampire with a dwarf? A creature that sucks blood from your knees."
"How could Donald Trump support Mitt Romney? Didn't he know Romney was made in Mexico?"
"Chuck Norris can ride his bike with no handlebars..............or wheels"
"My daughter loves all the toys she sees in commercials. So of course I have to tell her they don't exist in real life, just on tv."
"Time does'nt exist. Clocks exists."
"Fans of two famous writers watched them both compete in an archery contest... Talk about a target audience."
"I once played golf with a Kiwi The RSPCA showed up the next day."
"Where did George Washington keep his Armies? In his sleevies."
"They say the average person has sex 82 times a year.... ......I guess I'm going to be busy as hell for the next four days."