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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot"

"Donald Sterling saying racism is not a problem is like mosquitoes saying malaria is not a problem."

"To be fair, being Swiss isn't ALL bad The flag is a big plus"

"Getting really fucking annoyed now! This is the 6th ATM I've been to, that's had ""insufficient funds""."

"Momma didn't raise no fool. I did this all on my own."

"When I found out the murderer dismembered the victim, It really tore me into pieces."

"To avoid being eaten by zombies, go to Settings / Home Invasion Settings / Cannibalism / Brains, and then uncheck the ""tasty"" box."

"If you can't be with the one you love then be with the one who has the best cable package."

"What's a bounty hunter's favorite cheese? Fetta"

"Of course everyone deserves a 2nd chance, but I gave yours to someone else."