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Joke of the Day

"I accidentally took 1 of my girlfriend's multivitamins for women & I've been looking at engagement rings & crying uncontrollably for 4 hours"

"I'm in a band called Missing Cat. You've probably seen our posters."

"A friend of mine told me that sex after a vasectomy would hurt. But to be honest I haven't noticed a vas deferens."

"Me getting kicked out of my feminist group was all just a big misterunderstanding."

"Diarrhea is the #2 cause of death in the U.S."

"I have The World's Greatest T-Shirt. See, it says so right on the front."

"Blackberry users thought of making a joke abt the Apple-Samsung battle, but before they cud tweet thr phone hanged n battery drained out"

"Say all the bad things you want about pedophiles But at least they drive slowly through school zones."

"How do you turn an airliner into a boat? #**Allahu Ackbar!**"

"My friends cat just ran across his banjo and was immediately sued by Mumford and Sons."