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Joke of the Day

"Getting really fucking annoyed now! This is the 6th ATM I've been to, that's had ""insufficient funds""."

"A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is ""Charles"". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded."

"""Let's give the bad guy a ponytail."" - 80s movies"

"My Internet is acting like a black guy It doesn't work"

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Just kidding, feminists don't change anything"

"Some people you know were dropped on their heads as babies. Some were clearly thrown in the air, hit the ceiling fan, bounced off the wall & fell out the window."

"What animal's alphabet is just like ours? A Baby Ceel's"

"You really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can't reach it anyways."

"After my surgery, the doctor told me I have to pee sitting down. He told me not to lift anything that weighs more than 10 pounds."

"What does a guy with a big dick have for breakfast? I figured you wouldn't know"