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Joke of the Day

"Getting really fucking annoyed now! This is the 6th ATM I've been to, that's had ""insufficient funds""."

"Everyone's all worried about World War III. Worry about the important shit. Batman's fighting Superman in 2016."

"Man Rule #6......Men's Olympic Swimming events are the ""Only"" I repeat ""Only"" time speedo's are allowed!!!"

"[hs reunion] JANE: i'm an engineer TOM: i'm a real estate developer AMY: i'm a lawyer *everyone looks at me* ME: *panics* i'm a hospital"

"How many babies does it take to paint a wall. It depends on how hard you throw them"

"How to tell someone they have a bad breath nicely ? ""Oh boy I am bored lets brush our teeth"""

"interviewer: why do you want this job me: i've just always been very passionate about not starving to death"

"What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a rooster? An itchy cock"

"It's all a matter of taste Two cannibals are eating a Clown. One says to the other: ""Does this taste funny to you?"""

"You've heard of Memes... ..But now there's YouYou's"