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Joke of the Day

"What's a bounty hunter's favorite cheese? Fetta"

"[black jack] DEALER: 14 ME: hit me D: 16 M: hit me D: 23 M: hit me D: M: D: M: make it look good so my wife believes I was mugged"

"Did you hear about the world's greatest ninja...? Me neither."

"Why can you never trust someone that needs to go to the toilet? Because they're full of shit"

"One good thing about premature ejaculation is that porn lasts you a very long time. I bought a video back in 1992 and I still haven't made it past the FBI warning thing."

"Three old women are sitting on a porch. The first one says ""Oy."" The second one says ""Oy vey."" The third one says ""I thought we weren't going to talk about the children."""

"Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you."

"Did you hear about the guy that got married to a T.V. antenna? I guess the wedding was boring, but the reception was great."

"""Z"" I'm so hungry i could eat a pony "" - Guy who knows a full horse would be too much"

"'Is this spicy?' 'Is this spicy?' 'Is this spicy?' 'Is this spicy?' 'Is this spicy?' 'Is this spicy?' - White people at Indian Buffets"