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Joke of the Day

"I once met an Asian with excellent grammar... So I said, ""Wow, your grammar is so good!"" And they replied, ""No.....my grandma's dead."""

"Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit? Because they just kept lion around!"

"Girls call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor."

"Hey do y'all wanna hear a political joke? Donald Trump!"

"Did you hear about the constipated math teacher's problem? She worked it out with a #2 pencil."

"What's even more impressive than a talking dog ? A spelling bee!"

"My boss told me that I have to stop masturbating at work. I didn't think my patients minded."

"The last 60+ Miss Universe pageant winners have been from earth I don't know man, seems fixed."

"my girlfriend called me a pedophile after sex last night... ...and i said,""well that's a big word for an eight year-old."""

"Whats Red and Smells Like Blue Paint? Red Paint"