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Joke of the Day
"Whats Red and Smells Like Blue Paint? Red Paint"
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"You hear about the guy who bought a teabag? Yeah, the price was pretty steep"
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"*walks past German Shepherd and nods* Officer..."
"What do you call a camel with no humps? *Humphrey!*"