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Joke of the Day
"Whats Red and Smells Like Blue Paint? Red Paint"
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"People say drugs are bad, but I'm calling complete BS on that. I've only been on meth for 20 minutes and I'm already the king of Jupiter."
"Your momma's so stupid... ...she asked what army Colonel Sanders was in."
"Of all the lies I tell, ""I was just kidding!"" is my favorite."
"If you watch the Game of Thrones backwards a family overcomes near death experiences to reunite happily in a castle (plus dragons shrink)."
"How do you get an LSU football player to stop masturbating? Paint his penis crimson and white, and he'll never beat it."
"I asked my friend if you could meet anyone living or dead, who would you choose? He said, ""Donald Trump, dead."""
"""Let me get them digits."" - creepy accountant"
"Sorry I yelled 'killin' it' when your mom was eating that banana"
"Do you send e-mails on your home computer? What's the point? I can just bring my home along with me and have a chat."