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Joke of the Day
"Hey do y'all wanna hear a political joke? Donald Trump!"
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"What's the difference between a slut and a bowling ball? Nothing....you find them both in an alley, finger the holes, throw them in the gutter, and they keep coming back."
"me: Did you brush your teeth? 9: Yes me *hands him a glass of orange juice* 9: Do I have to? me: Yep. Told you not to touch my Cheetos"
"Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving? Because you only need one arm to drum along.."
"Motels 1 through 5 must've been real dumps."
"What do you call the men I kidnap and jerk off against their will? Stroke Victims."
"What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer"
"want a brand new identity when you go back to school? why not change your name to 'Bird Christmas' or 'Crisp Terdass'"
"Eating chocolate pudding from a diaper is a good way to get a whole row to yourself at the cinema."
"What's the first thing Michael Jackson did when he walked into a Chuck 'E' Cheese? Beat it."