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Joke of the Day

"As I walked down an alley today, I was accosted by what I thought was an angry, needy turnip. It turned to be a ruder beggar."

"I made this joke up in my sleep... seriously. What does a bird say when he enters Nofrills? ""Cheap, Cheap, Cheap..."""

"What's worse than having your doctor tell you that you have VD? Having your dentist tell you."

"What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist? One looks up your family tree, the other looks up your family bush."

"Why does T-Pain always look well rested? Because he is a NAPPY BOY!!!"

"*job interview* so tell me a fun fact about yourself Guy: well when I was 5 I fell into the Cincinnati Zoo gorilla exh- get the hell out"

"The problem with rich people is you're not one of them."

"How do you turn a cobra into a rattlesnake? Give it to Michael J Fox"

"What do you call a loony spaceman ? An astronut !"

"What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk? My Zipper"