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Joke of the Day
"The last 60+ Miss Universe pageant winners have been from earth I don't know man, seems fixed."
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"What do you call a Mexican who has had his car stolen? Carlos"
"I changed my password to ""incorrect"". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say ""Your password is incorrect""."
"redneck joke How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw"
"What if firemen acted like policemen and just drove around shooting water at anyone who looked like they might catch on fire."
"The Vatican has dispelled rumors that the Pope is resigning because he's a pedophile. They claim he just got a little behind at work."
"Ok gas pump, enough! Credit or debit? Zip code? Reward Card? Car Wash? Receipt? What octane? It takes less buttons to launch a nuke!"
"if i don't respond to your text, it's because i fell asleep finding a dumb picture of mos def to send u in lieu of typing ""most definitely"""
"When a man falls asleep next to me, I like to sniff his arm pit. Then he usually gets mad, I have to ride a different bus, it's a big mess."
"What do you get when you cross a paraplegic and a Pentecostal? Faith-masturbation."