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Joke of the Day
"Girls call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor."
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"Did you hear about the man whose entire left side was cut off? He's all right now."
"What does the first lady say after bad sex? Thanks Obama."
"George Clooney goes through life knowing no one has ever hit 'Ignore' in the history of 'George Clooney' appearing on Caller IDs"
"Why did the AC wave try to hang himself? He was sinusoidal."
"I don't understand it, my new book How to Overcome Your Addiction to Shoplifting' is sold out everywhere, yet I've not made a penny."
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"Me: *unfreezes cro-magnon woman I uncover on an arctic expedition* Cro-magnon woman: ""I have a boyfriend."""