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Joke of the Day

"Why was the binary number so happy? Because of two's compliment!"

"Married With Children is a hilarious sitcom until you're 35 and realise it's a chilling documentary."

"Aphantasia I was reading about a guy that lives with aphantasia, but I just can't picture what that would be like."

"Hello. It's me. I was wondering if after all this time you still had all the money you owe me."

"Why don't paperclips move around a lot? They like being stationery."

"Don't get a Jamaican hairdo... I did and I have been dreading it ever since."

"David Copperfield's fed up of performing the old trap-door trick... It's just a stage he's going through."

"What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon? The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from [yesterday's SMBC](http://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=3180)."

"A good one my buddy told me ""It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs - they always take things literally."""

"I read a study about how sleep deprivation causes false memories ...I think"