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Joke of the Day
"Don't get a Jamaican hairdo... I did and I have been dreading it ever since."
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"A man walks into a bar... ... ouch"
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"god: welcome to heaven, bob. today we reunite you with your soulmate bob: karen! god: karen? your soulmate is a japanese farmer named oshi"
"Remember when white people rioted when OJ was acquitted? neither do I."
"Coming Soon Jason Statham is a reluctant thief with a heart of gold *cue explosion* PUNCH McEXPLODEY CAR MAN *fade to black*"
"What's it called when two perfectionists sleep together? Anal sex."
"Guy walks into a bar and says ""Give me a 'bad hombre'"" The bartender fills the glass with liquor, lights it on fire and throws it in his face."
"Husband wanted me to go hunting today. He bought me the cutest brown outfit and a cute lil hat, you know with the fake antl..wait a minute"
"What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fisheyes"