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"I read a study about how sleep deprivation causes false memories ...I think"
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"I cut butter with a regular knife and now it won't stop crying like a little bitch."
"My friend decided to become an astrophysicist instead of an engineer. I guess you could say he got sucked into black holes."
"What do you call a union of writers? A writers' block"
"What kind of dance do buns do? Abundance."
"I was playing Katawashoujo http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katawa_Shoujo There is an option to 'Disable sex Scenes' So... do I gain more sex scenes? They're already disabled."
"Ganondorf doesn't use Reddit There are too many Links"
"Cold War Hungarian Joke Communism is the noble struggle by the proletariat to overcome problems that only exist under Communism."
"What do you use to gamble on vacation? Pair-a-dice!"
"Some days, my only goal that seems attainable is dying in a way so spectacular they name a new piece of protective legislation after me."