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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon? The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from [yesterday's SMBC](http://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=3180)."

"On the topic of jokes we made up when we were younger, here's mine: ""How much does Canada cost?"" Nothing. It's a free country."

"Yo Mama so fat Her waistband is the reason Pi is an infinite number."

"I said ""sad face emoji"" instead of actually frowning today if you want to know how out of touch with reality I am."

"How can you reuse a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it."

"A seal walks into a bar The bartender says, ""What'll it be?"" The seal says, ""Anything but a Canadian Club."""

"What's an alcoholic's favorite type of beer? All of them"

"How do you get a fat chick in bed? A piece of cake."

"incredibly rude how everyones out with their dogs rubbing in the fact they have a dog"

"How can you tell if lunch meat is from West Virginia? It's in bread"