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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon? The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from [yesterday's SMBC](http://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=3180)."

"He's making a list, he's checking it twice. He's gonna find out who's Muslim or nice. Donald Trump is coming to town ! "

"It's actually rude to shoot anyone, messenger or not."

"Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms."

"What bleeds once a month in the mouth? Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that"

"Hooker says $500. I say $50. She walks away. Later, I'm walking with my wife, same hooker sees me and says, I see what you got for $50."

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 left him a note saying ""You're next""."

"Obama has suspended fund raising activities In light of Mitt Romney's recent statements to the press, President Obama has decided to let Mitt Romney do his campaigning for him."

"Jewelry make the perfect gifts because if things don't work out, she can throw them away and make you suffer. Take Titanic for example."

"Going to the gym is such a great workout. I never actually enter the building, but the walk there is nice. Sometimes I even walk back."