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Joke of the Day
"What do you get for the man who has everything? Penicillin"
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"You need to chew poop. You can only chew one tsp a day. How do you eat 8tsp in two days? Just don't chew."
"Her: All the men have jackets on. Why didnt you wear the sports jacket I got you? Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!"
"I was on a date with a girl at the cinema. We both put our hands into the popcorn at the same time, so to make it less awkward, I said, ""Don't worry, that's not the one I masturbate with."""
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"I asked Rick Astley to lend me some Pixar movies...... He said you can take Cars, you can take Toy Story but I'm never gonna give you Up."
"What does a nosey pepper do? Get's jalapeno business!"
"Why do clumsy people get married? They fall in love."
"Q: What is a monster's favourite game? A: Swallow the leader."