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Joke of the Day

"Why do clumsy people get married? They fall in love."

"I can never decide whether to slam on my breaks or go through a yellow light, so I do an annoying combination."

"I went out for a vindaloo last night and my arse is really sore today I can't believe some of the things I do for a free curry."

"I love to online. Have you ever tried online? Online is better than offline I think. There's no memes offline and there are wolves offline."

"""Donald is intensely loyal. To family, friends, employees, country."" -His 3rd wife"

"What did the Jewish lady with Alzheimer's ask her husband? Why doesn't our daughter ever come home for Christmas?"

"My father always said to me ""son it's always best to fight fire with fire""... and that is probably why he was kicked out of the fire service"

"What happens if you pass gas in church? You have to sit in your own pew."

"I heard Apple is designing a new automatic car. But they're having trouble installing windows."

"I asked a friend of mine what's the best joke he heard of. He told me to stand in front of a mirror. Still don't get it."