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Joke of the Day
"What do zombie college students eat? Raw-men"
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"[giving mother in law my famous salad dressing recipe over the phone] 1 part vinegar, then *bites lip so I don't laugh* 2 parts baking soda"
"Apparently ""I'll break your god damn legs"" isn't the problem solving skills that employers are looking for, at least according to HR anyway."
"What do Batman films and religious farms have in common? They may have a Christian Bale in them."
"Looked up from my phone for a few minutes. Wasn't worth it."
"When you talk to ghosts, they always tell the truth. When you speak with them, they're really transparent."
"Would you like to learn about the Mormon Church? ""No thanks."" Don't judge too quickly. We have a lot of sects... ""WHERE DO I SIGN UP?"""
"What happens When a Pigeoner and a Falconer move in next door Feathers get ruffled"
"What do get when you cross 50 female pigs with 50 male deer? One hundred sows and bucks?"
"I just met the girl of my dreams She flew into class naked and her teeth fell out."