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Joke of the Day

"What is the hardest part about sleeping with twenty one year olds? There is twenty of them"

"So they were going to make a new CSI tv show in West Virginia... But they had to scrap production when they realized there were no dental records and all the DNA was the same."

"What's the difference between origami and a grandpa passing wind? One is the art of the fold, the other, the fart of the old."

"Totally Original Joke What do you get when you cross a bulldog and a maltese shih tzu? An abortion."

"As a kid, I put snowballs in the blender to make a slushy. Snowballs was a good cat..."

"The Pirate and the alphabet Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet? Because they spend years at sea."

"A little boy wrote a letter to Santa stating he wanted a little sister The next day he got a letter from santa saying: Ok send me your mother"

"What kind of car does Jesus drive? A Christler. Oh no. Wait.. He drove a Honda. But he didn't like talking about it. John 12:49 : > For I did not speak of my own Accord."

"Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud? He doesn't know how to turn things down"

"The Chicken or The Egg A chicken and an egg are laying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette. The egg rolls over in satisfaction and says, ""Well, I guess we answered that question."""