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Joke of the Day
"Q: What is a monster's favourite game? A: Swallow the leader."
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"[walks up to coworker's desk] I know I don't say this often enough, but thank you for not showing me pictures of your kids."
"How Do You Break Up With Your Girlfriend? www.AshleyMadison.com"
"Apparently Hooters is a great place to meet single dads on a Sunday."
"I'm trying to think of a good algebra joke but I cant find the right angle..."
"To the people that post 15 pics of your kid everyday,your kid looks EXACTLY the same as they did ystrdy,and the day before,and the day before that"
"What do you call a cow with no hind legs? an utter drag"
"What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Beat the fuck out of her so it doesn't happen again."
"I gave my girlfriend a picture of me for her birthday It was a gif."
"Today in linear algebra we were ranking matrices I said the first was the best then the second and the third was the worst"